YOUR PUSSY IS WAY TOO DRY TO BE RIDING MY DICK LIKE THIS
I hope I remember to use this at the proper time. Too funny!!!
So obviously i never post anymore but it’s my birthday tomorrow and I just heard SMNS at the gay bar I’m drinking at and it made me smile!
! I remember this picture, I love it because it looks like he’s wearing a crown of light
Whoever made this gif is a genius.
“I convinced my parents to turn our house into a Magical Christmas Dubstep Light Show”
Every year, my family tries to do something special with out Christmas lights. We’ll usually go to Target, Costco, WalMart, and other Christmas specialty popup stores to find the most innovative lighting and lawn sculptures that can make our house the most unique Christmas display in our subdivision. In recent years, I felt like my father had been ‘falling off his game.’ I took matters into my own hands.
I turned our house into a magical dubstep Christmas light show, to the tune of “First Of The Year (Equinox)” by Skrillex. At first, my parents wondered if we could use a different song, like something off Michael Buble’s Christmas album. Then I told him, ‘It’s what the kids are listening to, dad. It’s the dubsteps.’
A. Trouble In The West
B. Max Out
C. Mr. Brown
D. One Hand Clap
Comes reccomended by Skrillex
This is what I’ve been up to, check it out!
Japanese artist Iori Tomita transforms the scientific technique of preserving and dying organisms into an art form with this series entitled New World Transparent Specimens. The images give us an breathtaking look at the inner workings of underwater life.
The process Tomita goes through is extremely extensive. First, he removes the scales and skin that have been preserved in formaldehyde. He then soaks the creatures in a stain that dyes the cartilage blue. Tomita uses a digestive enzyme called trypsin, along with a host of other chemicals, to break down the proteins and muscles, halting the process just at the moment they become transparent. The bones are stained with red dye, and the specimen is preserved in a jar of glycerin. From start to finish, the entire production takes about five months to a year.
Listening to a mix in my car, my sister said to me “So much dubstep sounds so alike.” I don’t know where she was going with that, but it particularly frustrated me. I didn’t know why until I recalled my friend Mat saying “ALL dubstep is transformers having angry sex, to me.” He was trying to be funny and all it did was piss me off. It wasn’t funny the first time I heard that, and it won’t be funny the next time I hear it.
Let’s face it. Most people don’t appreciate dubstep for the eargasm rapesauce that it is. But that’s because they don’t understand it.
My friends, you must treat dubstep as you would treat a wine. Examine it’s color, viscosity, embrace it’s fragrance, and finally, it’s taste. Only in grading each of these will you ever know it’s true flavor.
Just like the scent of a fine red wine, fine dubstep has several distinct flavors.
(to be continued
…I’ve totally been slacking on updating my blog and here’s why:
My Audio/Sound Technology program is taking up most of my time, the rest of which, is being hogged by my spectacular new boyfriend and guess what!
I’M PERFORMING AT TACOMA HEMPFEST
…with “The Academy” which is the music group/artist collective I’m in. It’s not on the flyer this time. We’re Special Guests, but look out:
THE ACADEMY IS TAKING OVER